Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 34 – Russia
Sergey’s back. And he means business. You sense he’s been ready for another tilt at a Eurovision crown for a couple of years since...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 6 – Bulgaria
Growing Up Is Getting Old by Victoria
Victoria is all up in her own head. She’s struggling with all her overwhelming emotions, using the engaging...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Lithuania
LITHUANIA - The Roop - Discoteque
It is with the most enormous pleasure that I come to review Lithuania's best entry ever. And it's not...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Portugal
Love Is On My Side by The Black Mamba
One of the delights of my first trip to Portugal was encountering the unique Portuguese character,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 21 – Italy
If ever anybody tries to tell you that nobody does Eurovision at the peak of their careers, then I raise you Mahmood and Blanco....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 10/37 – Denmark
Denmark – Reiley – Breaking my heart.
Let me say this right at the beginning – this will have it’s voting constituency and I’m clearly...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 32 – Slovenia
Carpe Diem by Joker Out.
In a year heavy on (mostly) male band and duos anyone making up these numbers needs to stand out. Joker...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – Moldova
A darkly humorous social media meme depicted the Grim Reaper morbidly processing from door to door of a lineup of previous Eurovision contestants attempting...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged
IrelandEmmy – Laika Party
It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....