Eurovision Countdown 2025: Iceland is shouty
IcelandVÆB – RÓA
VÆB arrive like they’ve just burst out of the warm-up slot for a junior DJ battle at Reykjavík Pride, and frankly, they’re...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Spain is my winner
Spain
Melody - Esa diva
At long last, Spain has remembered that it is, in fact, Spain. No more muted ballads or slightly bewildered indie bands...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Georgia
Surely if you're going to sing in English, and it's not your first language, you'd have someone give the words a quick once over....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 25/37 – Netherlands (The)
Netherlands - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper - Burning Daylight
Last year I pissed off half of The Netherlands by stating that S10 was a...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Malta according to Mo
I’ve not heard Sarah live, but based on the video, she has a huge voice, one that tends to be tossed to one side...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 4/37 – Austria
AUSTRIA – Wasted Love - JJ
“Let’s put a song into the contest that is similar to last year’s winner” never goes down well, but...
Nick “does” 2025 – Iceland
ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb
My lovely late Mum used to work at a nursery back in the 1980s. It was almost certainly completely made...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 31 – Serbia
Mila by Princ
With the notable exception of Konstrakta’s unlikely top 5 finish singing a satirical take on the principle of universal healthcare Serbia’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Norway
Grab the Moment by JOWST featuring Aleksander Walmann
There’s been a lot of unsavoury grabbing going on lately. I hope the title of this doesn’t...