Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 26 – Lithuania
When you have a gazillion week semifinal procedure and then pick a song about growing old, you risk reducing your voting demographic.
However, it’s the...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Estonia
I seem to have caught up with the team so I can kick it down a notch and switch to one per day. Phew!
ESTONIA...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – Denmark
When unaffected by Covid the Danish national final always looks great on TV. There’s a huge set, in a huge arena, and recently they’ve...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany
GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna
Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Lithuania is a fug of despair
LithuaniaKatarsis – Tavo Akys
You know that one guy in your uni’s indie society who never took off his coat, even indoors, and wrote poems...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 23 – Malta
F**king Excellent...
You want more? I don't think words can do this song enough justice. It is just classier than almost anything else in this...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 15 – Georgia
Circus Mircus - Lock Me In
This isn't anything like the whacky art house project I had anticipated. It has a simple summery groove...
Nick “does” 2025 – Portugal
PORTUGAL – Deslocado – Napa
If James Stewart played the role of Napa in It’s a Wonderful Life, the second half of the film would...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This almost didn't make it thanks to Covid - they had to give up their MGP heat place....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Denmark
Denmark – Where I Am by Anja Nissen
Time now for the entry from Australia. Oh, wait. We’ve already had that. This could have been...