Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12 – The Czech Republic
So, the basic premise of this song can be summed up in a few words: Mikolas's significant other is playing away, but he don't...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – LITHUANIA
When We’re Old by Ieva Zasimauskaitė
With 50 competitors and about 700 rounds it’s very easy to get lost in the Lithuanian final, although somehow...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 43 – Ukraine
The final song and my first thought about this is "Isn't it unlucky to be under ladders" - it seems so in this case...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Spain
Last year, Spain drenched the stage with syrup and got what they deserved. This time around, Miki is taking things in a very different...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 29 – North Macedonia
It’s technically a debut for the newly monikered North Macedonia, the country formerly known as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Having settled with...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 4 of 39 – Azerbaijan
History really IS repeating itself here, because now for the third time in four reviews (and counting) a song title has been reused from...
Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 14 of 39 – Georgia
The whole feel of this song is a Georgian song for Georgian people. It’s basically a bald beardy man, not looking into the camera...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Italy
Zitti E Buoni by Måneskin
Måneskin turned this year’s Sanremo on its head. It’s not unusual for a competing song to gain momentum across the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 33 – Serbia
Loco Loco by Hurricane
I don’t recall ever finding a late-night chip shop as we stumbled out of the Belgrade EuroClub in 2008, so I...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 7 – Bulgaria
Intelligent Music Project – Intention
IMP are like a selection box of every kind of weird bloke who drank in your local pub for decades,...