Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – Romania
WRS is pronounced Urs, which should give me every opportunity to shoehorn in a quip about my love for bears. WRS himself is quite...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Tell Me More by TuralTuranX.
Our first glimpse of Azerbaijan’s entrants was a photo and short video of what looked like a couple of, well,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 31 – Portugal
Saudade Saudade – MARO
When our chums at Eurovision Ireland reviewed this in their fantastic “Review In 2” section of YouTube several weeks ago, there...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 38 of 39 – Ukraine
Even when the world is going to pot, like it has done in the last 18 months, some things in life are certain. Ukraine...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Iceland is shouty
IcelandVÆB – RÓA
VÆB arrive like they’ve just burst out of the warm-up slot for a junior DJ battle at Reykjavík Pride, and frankly, they’re...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Ukraine
Time by O. Torvald
O. Torvald, aside from having the most unusual name for a band, are a group of some local standing with 5...
Countdown scores update!
We've been a bit remiss on the old countdown scores because, well, getting ready for Malmo innit.
Here are the current standings after 31 countries...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 35 of 39 – Spain
Spain at Eurovision often confuses me. Its fans are some of the loudest (and most annoying) in fandom, but they are more often than...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....