Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 8 – Croatia
Croatia is a strong contender in 2019’s Fire/Desire Cup, rhyming "having a dream, as beautiful as it is extreme" and "not as crazy as...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – CYPRUS
After notching up their best ever result at Eurovision last year, Cyprus has a hard act to follow. Whilst few thought 'Fuego' would set...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Macedonia
Tired of being snubbed for entering the wrong song, Macedonian television appears to have opted for three different ones this time.
The jolt from the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – United Kingdom
Never Give Up On You by Lucie Jones
The coincidence of being British, and of alphabetical order, means that I always get to finish my...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Ireland
Everything about this suggests RTE are treading water. Fair enough the broadcaster came under fire and pressure to boycott the Tel Aviv contest. Rumour...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Netherlands (The)
NETHERLANDS (THE) - Jeangu Macrooy - Birth Of A New Age
Ik heb achttien maanden Nederlands geleerd, en het enige wat ik heb is deze...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 30/37 – San Marino
San Marino - Gabry Ponte - Tutta L’Italia
Oh do I have a lot to say about this. First of all, I’m pig sick of...
Nick’s Countdown – Belgium and Bulgaria
BELGIUM
There’s a very specific category of artist that I have a particular problem with in this contest, and Hooverphonic is pretty much the entirety...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 28 of 39 – Poland
There was not a lot of love for this song, and it’s pretty easy to see why. On the face of it its your...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Malta
MALTA - Destiny - Je Me Casse
As a long-time admirer of Finland’s 1979 song about the World Cup-winning England captain Bobby Moore, and Israel’s...