Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
So ... another year comes round and as night follows day Panik Records get their mitts on a Cypriot entry. And ......
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Norway
Grab the Moment by JOWST featuring Aleksander Walmann
There’s been a lot of unsavoury grabbing going on lately. I hope the title of this doesn’t...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 2 – Armenia
Rosa Linn - Snap
Armenian public telly clearly knew when this Countdown was starting, because they waited till almost the last day. They also seem...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 33 – San Marino
Achille Lauro – Stripper
OK then, let's get it out of the way before we start shall we?
I make no apology for posting that. Achille...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 31 – Serbia
Samo Mi Se Spava by Luke Black.
I just want to sleep, says Luke Black. 31 songs into this year’s Countdown, Luke, I hear you.
Luke...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 42 – Switzerland
The Swiss have been consistently performing under-par with their songs of late and they have been suffering from the 'UK Disease' of not getting...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Iceland
I know I’m here to review the song we are seeing in Eurovision rather than one that’s not (hell – I have an entire...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
At this point, let's gloss over the North Macedonian national final and the fact that the juries gave this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 3/37 – Australia
AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo
I wish to open this with a spoiler. This might be the shortest and possibly most sweary thing you’ll...
Nick “does” 2025 – Estonia
ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash
Well, this is interesting. I’m having to take a second shot at writing this one, because my first...