Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12 – The Czech Republic
So, the basic premise of this song can be summed up in a few words: Mikolas's significant other is playing away, but he don't...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – LITHUANIA
When We’re Old by Ieva Zasimauskaitė
With 50 competitors and about 700 rounds it’s very easy to get lost in the Lithuanian final, although somehow...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Armenia
Last year it was FYROM (now truncated to NM) who couldn't decide which song to bring to Eurovision. They compromised and crammed three into...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 20 – Ireland
It is politically incorrect to say that the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the Eurovision.tv picture of Sarah was...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 36 – Serbia
Nevena Božovič isn’t yet 25, but will this year notch up her third performance on a Eurovision stage. Her first came in the Junior...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 7 of 39 – Croatia
The Croatian song starts a run of three days with songs that I actually like which (spoiler alert) stop with that shit from Denmark...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 18 of 39 – Ireland
When my late mother was still with us, and I’d been naughty at school, she’d often say (amongst other things) that she’d wrapped my...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me Closer.
The first thing that we have to say is that the juries loved this song considerably more than...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me closer
Denying 'Hold me closer' is a cracking song is like pretending not to be impressed by the Grand...