Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Germany
The 'Big 5' have come in for a fair bit of criticism in recent years - mostly on account of how (with the exception...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 27/37 – Poland
There seems to have been a massive firestorm around this song from people who can't understand that pre-written rules were adhered to, and TVP...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Azerbaijan according to Mo
After the all-time low of Cleopatra, there’s been a sense that Azerbaijan is determined to get by without buying in something from Sweden. Last...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – United Kingdom according to Mo
After one year of ‘getting it’, the BBC has returned to entering songs that offend nobody.
Songs that sound great and fit in just fine...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 28/37 – Poland
This is potentially the song that most of the fans will have been sleeping on.
At first glance what you have in the first verse...
Nick “does” 2025 – Germany
GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna
Nena + Lena = Tynna.
What do you mean, that’s not a sufficient review? It covers pretty much everyth…...
Nick “does” 2025 – Latvia
LATVIA – Bur Man Laimi - Tantumeitas
Dammit, I’ve not prewritten this one! Alexia, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to… no? Ah, heck.
Now, a...
Nick “does” 2025 – Sweden
SWEDEN – KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
I’m under strict instructions from the site’s CEO and head of content as to how I should vote...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Denmark
Denmark – Where I Am by Anja Nissen
Time now for the entry from Australia. Oh, wait. We’ve already had that. This could have been...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Albania
With a recently-updated video and polished production, Eugent sounds like one of the strongest performers at this contest. Shoot me, if I say I...