Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
We Are Domi – Lights Off
The Czech Republic has an on-off relationship with Eurovision at the best of times, and after they got royally...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens
United Kingdom
Remember Monday - What the hell just happened?
Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen?
You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 21 – Italy
If ever anybody tries to tell you that nobody does Eurovision at the peak of their careers, then I raise you Mahmood and Blanco....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Romania
The Romanian Eurovision song this year sounds like the sort of thing someone at the BBC might have offered to Bonnie Tyler back in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 3/37 – Australia
AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo
I wish to open this with a spoiler. This might be the shortest and possibly most sweary thing you’ll...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 25 – Italy
La bella Italia. Known chiefly these days for being a bit sulky with the contest for a gazillion years in the 90's-2000's, and then...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Poland
Poland – Flashlight by Kasia Moś
Poland has become something of a barometer of the divide between a jury and a public vote. Famously the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 24 – Israel
I am generally not a believer in so-called “Fanwank” – those songs that fans love so much that it drives them blind with desire,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – UK
It's the first day of the Eurovision month of May and my Countdown comes to an end with the home team. It's Michael 'Bigger...