Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 23 – Malta
F**king Excellent...
You want more? I don't think words can do this song enough justice. It is just classier than almost anything else in this...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 31 – NORWAY
That’s How You Write A Song by Alexander Rybak
Gigliola Cinquetti, Anne Marie David, Elisabeth Andreassen, Carola, Niamh Kavanagh, Dana International, Charlotte Perrelli, and Lena...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 12/37 – Finland
Finland - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
In direct and stark contrast, therefore, to Estonia’s song with one idea, here’s a song with three ideas...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: France is very French
FranceLouane – Maman
France arrives this year draped in melancholy and bathed in sepia, with Louane delivering what is arguably the contest’s rarest creature: an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 18 of 39 – Ireland
When my late mother was still with us, and I’d been naughty at school, she’d often say (amongst other things) that she’d wrapped my...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Georgia
There was a bit of the anguished lounge singer going on in Oto's performance at the 'Idol' final. (And someone needs to have a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 33 – Poland
When one looks up the word “trolling” in the internet dictionary, surely a massive picture of Michał Szpak with massive flashing lights comes up....
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Lithuania
Monika Linkytė has been rummaging in the bins around the back of whichever theatre happens to be staging 'The Lion King' and found a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 16 of 39 – Greece
When I first heard this song, my immediate thought was to pan it like I had with Cyprus several days ago because on first...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...