Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Romania
Yodel It by Ilinca featuring Alex Florea
I hope you’ve had the opportunity to attend the brilliant Eurobeat, a theatre show parody of Eurovision with...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Azerbaijan
This is easily the weakest Eurovision song from oil-rich Azerbaijan - and a bit of a jolt after the faux art-pop of 2017. No...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 19 – Germany
Hello, is that NDR Towers? ... Yes? ... I have Ed Sheeran on the line. He’d like his act, voice and look back, please....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Germany
It's easy to do the Ed Sheeran comparisons, and indeed Master Ed's song could easily pass as a lesser cut from the latter-day housewife's...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino
Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here. SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery. This...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz’s sexuality is the exact embodiment of what this song is. It wants to be everything; both Middle Eastern and disco stomper, and yet...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Montenegro
If you do nothing else with the next 24 hours, watch this video. There's much grabbing of air and forced grinning. None of the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 20 – Ireland
There’s an argument that Ireland has lost their former spark, from the time in the 90s where they could barely put a foot wrong...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 39 – Sweden
I walked past John Lundvik at Media City in Salford and nearly kicked over his Diet Coke. That might be the high point of...
Nick’s 2021 Eurovision Countdown – Germany
GERMANY - Jendrik - I Don't Feel Hate
Countdown Grand Prix 1998 is my happy place. It never fails to cheer me up in all...