Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 4/37 – Austria
Austria – Teya and Salena - Who the hell is Edgar?
When a now, thankfully, defunct twitter account (Who might be ORF) “leaked” 15 seconds...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Parts 30-32 – Norway, Poland &...
With the end in sight, I've packed three Eurovision gems into my bag this morning. Not long now until you get to see the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Netherlands
Mia and Dion have had a rough old time of it at home (and in fandom) since being picked for Eurovision.
The preview party performances...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Portugal
Amar Pelos Dois by Salvador Sobral
If you’re still with me in this marathon, and have been paying attention, you’ll have noticed that even before...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Montenegro
If you do nothing else with the next 24 hours, watch this video. There's much grabbing of air and forced grinning. None of the...
Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Scores on the doors
43 songs, reviewed and rated by the OnEurope panel. Sometimes slack-jawed with disbelief, but often with a smile upon their faces. It's a love...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Lithuania according to Mo
For two minutes, Silvester had me.
Sure, the vocals might not be the strongest, but there’s time to work on that. The low-end national final...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32 – Norway
I can’t even get through this song without punching something – and that really is a problem when you have tickets to sit in...