Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
So ... another year comes round and as night follows day Panik Records get their mitts on a Cypriot entry. And ......
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
So Mahmood has come back to the Eurovision – saints preserve us all and the Northern league are going to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 8 – Cyprus
Break a Broken Heart by Andrew Lambrou.
Look let’s just get it out of the way because we all have these base instincts – he’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 35 – Switzerland
Watergun by Remo Forrer.
Eurovision may officially be an apolitical beast, but the reality of world events inevitably finds its way to the stage. Just...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision – 2024...
So, seeing as everybody has boycotted this year’s Eurovision this annual feature of ours is completely immaterial this time round. Wait! What? Oh heck,...
Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium
BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian
We made it through the A's. Phew.
Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens
United Kingdom
Remember Monday - What the hell just happened?
Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen?
You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Iceland
The song starts with Diljá flat on her back, struggling to control her voice, before she's on her feet to hop, skip and jump...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 29/37 – Romania
What even is this? - A question we as Eurovision fans have posed at our screens on a good few occasions in years past...