Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Poland
Poland – Flashlight by Kasia Moś
Poland has become something of a barometer of the divide between a jury and a public vote. Famously the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 8 – Belgium
Both parts of Belgium seem to be getting this contest at last. After all, even the UK is borrowing one of their backing singers.
Sennek...
Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Scores on the doors
43 songs, reviewed and rated by the OnEurope panel. Sometimes slack-jawed with disbelief, but often with a smile upon their faces. It's a love...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part…29 lets say. Portugal
OK I admit it, i missed out Part 29 in my counting methodology so lets call Portugal 29 and say no more about it.
In...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 3 – Australia
This song is the aural version of a trojan horse. It has all the cover and trappings of a decent song in the first...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Malta
Plinky plonky reggage-lite quickly morphs into yet another 'Fuego' clone, inexplicably followed by a downbeat chorus. It makes for an uncomfortable mix. Things only...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Parts 23 and 24 – Latvia and...
Two for the price of one - aren't you lucky? Well ... no ... as the picture above must surely suggest, I'm unimpressed.
Latvia
In a...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Lithuania
LITHUANIA - The Roop - Discoteque
It is with the most enormous pleasure that I come to review Lithuania's best entry ever. And it's not...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Portugal
Love Is On My Side by The Black Mamba
One of the delights of my first trip to Portugal was encountering the unique Portuguese character,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....