Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 8 – Cyprus
Break a Broken Heart by Andrew Lambrou.
Look let’s just get it out of the way because we all have these base instincts – he’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 35 – Switzerland
Watergun by Remo Forrer.
Eurovision may officially be an apolitical beast, but the reality of world events inevitably finds its way to the stage. Just...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision – 2024...
So, seeing as everybody has boycotted this year’s Eurovision this annual feature of ours is completely immaterial this time round. Wait! What? Oh heck,...
Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium
BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian
We made it through the A's. Phew.
Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens
United Kingdom
Remember Monday - What the hell just happened?
Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen?
You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Iceland
The song starts with Diljá flat on her back, struggling to control her voice, before she's on her feet to hop, skip and jump...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 29/37 – Romania
What even is this? - A question we as Eurovision fans have posed at our screens on a good few occasions in years past...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Poland according to Mo
This is my winner. I’m a sucker for three-songs-in-one-tune schtick.
Luna wastes no time – she gets in, does the job, has a bit of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 19/37 – Israel
Click here to find out position about Boycotts - Please read that, then make your own mind up as to whether you continue reading...