Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – France
Voilà by Barbara Pravi
If you’re of the opinion that Eurovision entries have lost some of their national flavour, then this could be just what...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Poland
POLAND - RAFAŁ - The Ride
Alexa, what's the weather forecast for today?
At the moment the weather at your home is bright sunshine, 'nary a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
First up, I'll admit, I totally loved the Cypriot entry last year - it fell on just the right side of fabulous....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 39 – Ukraine
Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
You know, I want to like this. I really do. I couldn't abide SHUM last year until I saw it live,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 7/23 – Croatia
Croatia – Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Croatia is the Blandy McBlandface of the contest... usually. However that title has been passed to… well keep...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 27 – Poland
Solo by Blanka.
The internet is awash with all manner of lurid claims about how Blanka came to win the Polish national final. It won’t...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Italy
Sanremo is one of the annual cultural highlights for me, a music festival so big it transcends its secondary role as the Italian selection...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: France is very French
FranceLouane – Maman
France arrives this year draped in melancholy and bathed in sepia, with Louane delivering what is arguably the contest’s rarest creature: an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 25/37 – Montenegro
Montenegro - Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli
So, lying here in my bed In the hospital (Yes I’m still fucking here), and I’ve got this far, and...