Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 29/37 – Portugal
Portugal can never be accused of composing something because its popular or following the trends in Eurovision – in fact the motto of MGM...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Having stated to all and sundry that the German national final was the worst thing in Christendom, I am then reminded...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 32 – Portugal
Portugal’s first hosting of Eurovision last year was a monumental moment. A moment many of us thought we’d never see. The prospect was tempting...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Iceland
I like that Hatari bring variety to a show that often drifts towards the musical middle ground. Without doubt, their Tel Aviv performance will...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 40 – Spain
Right - where do I start with this?
Let's lay my cards on the table here ... I don't like this song ... at all....
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 8
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Latvia is sponsored by Baltic linen
LatviaTautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi
Tautumeitas—six women with a shared background in ethnomusicology and a wardrobe sponsored by Baltic linen—are here to whisper, chant and...
Nick “does” 2025 – Australia
AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo
We have a phrase in English – “not a euphemism” – which roughly equates to the French “double entendre”...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Lithuania according to Mo
For two minutes, Silvester had me.
Sure, the vocals might not be the strongest, but there’s time to work on that. The low-end national final...