Eurovision Countdown 2025: Lithuania is a fug of despair
LithuaniaKatarsis – Tavo Akys
You know that one guy in your uni’s indie society who never took off his coat, even indoors, and wrote poems...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 34/37 – Sweden
Sweden - KAJ - Bara Bada Bastu
Words will not do this justice. This is winning the whole damn thing.
Phil's Score - 12 Points. (If...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo
The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter.
Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 7/37 – Croatia
It could be argued that Kaarija smashed the door down to televoting dominance last year and Baby Lasagna is just walking through the aftermath...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 35/37 – Switzerland
I get the overwhelming sense that Europe and fans of this contest are holding onto the fact that this is a good song and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 14 – Georgia
Freedom by Mariam Shengelia
Sometimes a country, especially one making an internal selection, keeps their cards close to their chest until the latest possible moment,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 25 – Montenegro
Dobrodošli by Nina Žižić
Montenegro’s had a patchy history in Eurovision. They’ve competed inconsistently (2025 is only their second participation since 2019, after a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 31 – Norway
Clearly in the Boaty mc Boatface theme, Norway have chosen “Icebreaker” by Agnete. No, not the one from Abba, a 21 year old that...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Iceland
Paper by Svala
There’s a fiendishly difficult Eurovision pub-quiz question that you can leave your contributions to in the comments below: name all the family...