Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 16 – Greece
What They Say by Victor Vernicos.
The inner torture of anxiety, depression and other mental health issues is a common trope expressed through music. You...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – Azerbaijan
Mata Hari by Efendi
I could pluck three words from the lyrics of this and deliver you of the most precise and succinct review of...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Luxembourg is nostalgic
LuxembourgLaura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son
Luxembourg takes a second bite of it's return from Eurovision exile apple with a song that feels...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 10 – CYPRUS
Fuego by Eleni Foureira
After struggling to qualify for the latter half of the 00s, Cyprus has mixed up their styles for the past few...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 34 – Serbia
Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano
Let me get this out of the way. I adore this song, but I can't see it doing a thing...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Montenegro
Space by Slavko Kalezić
Have you seen this one yet? If not, brace yourself, it’s glorious! Slavko is not the kind of artist you could...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 31 – Serbia
There’s often plenty to enjoy in the Serbian national final but I’m afraid this song rather passed me by. In my national finals notes...
Nick “does” 2025 – Ireland
IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy
I suspected that Mr Phil was using my reviews as templates for his own when the featured image for...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 14 – France
Every year I lament the rum luck of the French who I feel have been one of the most constantly interesting nations at Eurovision....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 43 – UNITED KINGDOM
Storm by SuRie
Well done, you’ve made it with me to the end of my Countdown. It can feel like a marathon with 43 entries...