Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 33 – San Marino
Achille Lauro – Stripper
OK then, let's get it out of the way before we start shall we?
I make no apology for posting that. Achille...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llámame – WRS
Imagine if you will a photocopy of a photocopy of Luca Hari's surprisingly triumphant Eurovision performance and you have WRS. Add in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – United Kingdom
Maybe it’s just because I live in the UK and I’m closer to the discussions, but I can’t think of another country that’s picked...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 30/37 – San Marino
Piqued Jacks had been getting a lot of stick on Social Media, some of it deserved, most of it not, in the early bit...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia
I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Croatia is tortured
CroatiaMarko Bošnjak – Poison Cake
Somewhere in a candlelit gothic basement, Poison Cake was baked with great ambition and at least seven too many ingredients....
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Portugal is warm
Portugal—so often the earnest, acoustic soul of the contest—has delivered something this year that feels neither desperate nor overwrought, which in Eurovision terms is...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Cyprus
Aussie Andrew Lambou is this year's imported talent taking to the stage for Cyprus at Eurovision. And to be fair, there's nothing especially wrong...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Portugal
Where Poland blessed a decent song with a weak performer, Mimicat is someone who way outclasses her self-penned 'Ai Coração'.
This would surely be the...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo
Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...