Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 21 – Latvia
Bur Man Laimi by Tautumeitas
Eurovision’s rules permit though don’t mandate a maximum 6 people on stage. Tautumeitas are squeezing in all of their allowance....
Nick “does” 2025 – Slovenia
SLOVENIA – Klemen – How Much Time Do We Have Left?
I get caught out by deeply personal songs like this on a regular basis....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 3 – Armenia
Armenia’s song – Qami (presumably pronounced differently than it is spelled) doesn’t start off that promisingly. It has a lilting lullaby rhythm for the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 23 – Malta
Je Me Casse by Destiny
Eurovision has been waiting for Destiny. Ever since she wowed us winning the 2015 Junior event it’s felt like the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – United Kingdom
Embers by James Newman
As Eurovision 2020 stumbled towards its inevitable cancellation and hospitals the world over – including the temporary field location set up...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Latvia
When did the Latvians lose their Eurovision way? Back in their upstart days, we had rocky little numbers from Brainstorm. As recently as 2015,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 33/37 – Spain
<remember not to offend many people with this one Phil....>
I don't get the hype around this song. I absolutely do; it's Spanish Fans being...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Latvia
Putting aside the truly awful video, Aijā is a tough listen.
From the mismatched verse and chorus to the underwhelming vocal, every aspect of this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 31 of 39 – Russia
Russia has missed a trick - they led everyone to believe by their silence that Little Big were going to have a second bite...