Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 11 – Estonia
Bridges by Alika.
We’ve been lacking a female power ballad so far, but here’s one to blow your socks off. Alika’s from the far reaches...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 10 – Denmark
Breaking My Heart by Reiley.
Reiley is a Faroese K-Pop star. Don’t let anyone ever tell you Eurovision’s not eclectic. He’s also a fairly big...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 9 – Czech Republic
My Sister’s Crown by Vesna.
Thank goodness for Vesna. In a pitiful national final, My Sister’s Crown stood out a mile. The awful studio failed...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Iceland
The song starts with Diljá flat on her back, struggling to control her voice, before she's on her feet to hop, skip and jump...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 16/37 – Greece
Victor Vernicos - What they say.
First thing is first, the shoot for the video must have been a health and safety nightmare. I'm sure...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Greece
ERT has stepped up its game in recent Eurovision years. Rather than send yet another cheap banger, there's been a genuine effort to invest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
Lord of the lost - Blood and Glitter
Having seen Mo's review, who gave this song a 0 and, as Georgia showed, I'd already wrote...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 14/37 – Georgia
Iru - Echo
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered Iru was not a pseudonym for Irn Bru, and wasn't singing this:
Disappointed Georgia, disappointed.
Now, I'm going...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Germany
The 'Big 5' have come in for a fair bit of criticism in recent years - mostly on account of how (with the exception...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...