Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 29/37 – Portugal
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Now, the attentive among you will have noticed that Part 30 has come before Part 29, that was done for many...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 34 of 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia are up against it from the moment this song starts, and not because of the song. It's drawn second - notoriously the worst...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Netherlands according to Mo
The return of a televoting-only rule for the semi-finals has inevitably meant the return of what we used to call ‘joke entries’. The sort...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – United Kingdom
As is traditional with these Eurovision preview shows, for this Thrilling Season Finale I've saved the best last in alphabetical order until last, and...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Israel is well-behaved
IsraelYuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise
Well, it had to happen. Israel sends a peace anthem to Eurovision, and the jokes practically write themselves—though...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Hungary
Origo by Joci Pápai
Look, I’ll be honest with you. I’ve been to Budapest and I liked it. It’s cheap as chips, they do really...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 31 – Poland
Poland’s most memorable Eurovision moment is 2014’s saucy milkmaids and buxom butter churners, a performance that spawned memes a-plenty but split audience opinion (the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Slovenia
Starting out like New Order's magnificent Blue Monday, this 'song' soon heads in a very different direction.
Slovenia never really seemed to get Eurovision. It...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 35/37 – Switzerland
In the same vein that I find Loreen's possible Eurovision-winning song boring and bland - the same can be said about Remo's little ditty....
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Lithuania according to Mo
For two minutes, Silvester had me.
Sure, the vocals might not be the strongest, but there’s time to work on that. The low-end national final...