Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Serbia
SERBIA - Hurricane - LOCO LOCO
"The pop song, Olaf. The one with THREE girls. You seemed to especially enjoy that one, OLAF."
I have a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 24/37 Malta
Malta - Mariana Conte - Serving
So Malta had this wheeze, right, that they would have a song in their final which was all about...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Czechia according to Mo
Aiko brings an eighties American punky girl band vibe to Eurovision. I sort of expect the vocals to be ropey live, but I’m not...
Phil’s Eurovision countdown 2021 – Part 39 of 39 – United...
One is allowed to be a touch biased towards one’s home broadcaster, no? Well, yes, because for year upon year, we’ve suffered with the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 27 – Poland
Solo by Blanka.
The internet is awash with all manner of lurid claims about how Blanka came to win the Polish national final. It won’t...
Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 9/37 – Czechia
CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs
In complete contrast to Cyprus that doesn’t know what it is, Czechia knows exactly what this song is...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Austria
Amen by Vincent Bueno
Can I get an amen up in here? Well, yes, you can. We’ve waited since 1995 for another Amen and now...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 34 of 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia are up against it from the moment this song starts, and not because of the song. It's drawn second - notoriously the worst...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Moldova
MOLDOVA - Natalia Gordienko - Sugar
I've been doing some statistical analysis, because as we all know, statistical analysis is cool. Remarkably, Natalia's total points...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Serbia according to Mo
What starts out as delicate and atmospheric takes its time to get going and ends up giving me an overly familiar laboured end result.
Serbia...