Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Ireland
Last year, the Irish team floundered by entering a former boy band singer with a terribly high voice and a dreary song. This time...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 7 – Belgium
When Eurofans hear this song it won’t come as any surprise that the people that wrote for Blanche two years ago wrote this one...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11 – Denmark
Leonora, replete with her big chair, is the Danish entrant and we have the first of this year’s “less is more” songs. She manages...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Switzerland
Luca is about to give the Swiss their best result in years. It's not a big ask.
The trite lyric tries way too hard and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 30 – Norway
So, this is fun! I might gleefully embrace change at this Contest, and throw myself headlong at a contemporary entry, but Eurovision introduced me...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Austria
Amen by Vincent Bueno
Can I get an amen up in here? Well, yes, you can. We’ve waited since 1995 for another Amen and now...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – France
Voilà by Barbara Pravi
If you’re of the opinion that Eurovision entries have lost some of their national flavour, then this could be just what...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Poland
POLAND - RAFAŁ - The Ride
Alexa, what's the weather forecast for today?
At the moment the weather at your home is bright sunshine, 'nary a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
First up, I'll admit, I totally loved the Cypriot entry last year - it fell on just the right side of fabulous....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This is all shades of wrong. Literally all of them, not just some of them that Eurovision puts...