Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Estonia
Verona by Koit Toome & Laura
“Sleeping all alone, you wake up with a butt on your hands” sings Laura in the song’s opening line....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 4/37 – Austria
“I am a child, a child of the eighties” – no no, Marie Myriam did not sing that in 1977, but ever since I...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Croatia
Putting aside recent controversy about how much of this song was cut and pasted from a backing track that the creator seems to have also...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 33/37 – Spain
Further to yesterday I also suspect that Nebulosa would not only fail the ducking stool test but would come back at you and tell...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17 – France
There are around 30 and 45 seconds between each song so imagine your national commentator (of choice) telling you about this song. It’s by...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11/37 – Estonia
It’s shouty noise – that would be the conclusion of some of the Eurovision queens around this contest and, to an extent, they are...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 13 – Finland
The Rasmus – Jezebel
I'm sure they exist, but you never hear anyone say "I tell you who my favourite band are. The Rasmus", do...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Netherlands
I've handed out more Countdown 'nul points' this year than any in my memory. As I said in an earlier review, this year is...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 3 of 39 – Austria
For the second time in three songs I am disappointed. 'Amen' isn’t an expensive remake of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gui9JWHsv-M
Instead, it's Vincent Bueno’s vehicle back to...