Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 6 – Belgium
Welcome to 2024. The Year of the Twink. Honestly, they’re like buses (and no, I don’t mean you can hop on and off with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 34 – Sweden
I’ve complained to anyone who’ll listen to me (and plenty who wished they hadn’t) about the sub-par quality of this year’s Melodifestivalen. Yes, yes,...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Italy is Italian
ItalyLucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro
In a year when seemingly others have taken it up on themselves to serve Italy at Eurovision, Italy...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 1/37 – Albania
Albania - Albina & Familja Kelmendi – Duje
I cant think of many things worse than going on a prime time national or international television...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Spain
Last year, Spain drenched the stage with syrup and got what they deserved. This time around, Miki is taking things in a very different...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 31 – Serbia
There’s often plenty to enjoy in the Serbian national final but I’m afraid this song rather passed me by. In my national finals notes...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Iceland
I know I’m here to review the song we are seeing in Eurovision rather than one that’s not (hell – I have an entire...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Malta
Plinky plonky reggage-lite quickly morphs into yet another 'Fuego' clone, inexplicably followed by a downbeat chorus. It makes for an uncomfortable mix. Things only...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 3 of 39 – Austria
For the second time in three songs I am disappointed. 'Amen' isn’t an expensive remake of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gui9JWHsv-M
Instead, it's Vincent Bueno’s vehicle back to...