Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Netherlands
I've handed out more Countdown 'nul points' this year than any in my memory. As I said in an earlier review, this year is...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Sweden
I get the impression SVT has been treading water. They've wanted to stay in the top ten, but it felt too soon for a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Slovenia
When I saw Zala and Gašper perform this at the EMA, I really didn't like it. They were so intense, so young and looked...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 31 – Poland
Poland’s most memorable Eurovision moment is 2014’s saucy milkmaids and buxom butter churners, a performance that spawned memes a-plenty but split audience opinion (the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 4 – Austria
Halfway through the voting in Lisbon it looked like we might be heading back to Vienna, as Cesar Sampson unexpectedly won the jury vote....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Greece
Two reviews in one day? I realised that if we carry on at the one-a-day pace, we'll not finish until the semi-finals have aired.
Each...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 12 – Estonia
Time to declare an Interest here. I was at this final, I've stood next to the lovely Victor Crone - and he doesn’t half...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Italy
There was a time when fandom would bow down to anything French. Then Rai ended its Eurovision sulk and returned to the fold. France...