Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 10 – Croatia.
In this instalment of Eurovision Countdown:
It appears that the Croats have remember the art of Songwriting! After last year's ... thing, this is a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – CROATIA
Crazy by Franka
Croatia is another country that has flirted with a few years of success, only to back off again, and with 5 non-qualifications...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 28 – Malta
If ever there was a country that assigned its entries on the basis of performers taking their turn, rather than proving ability, it’s Malta....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Finland
I was late to the party. By the time Saara Aalto released her third Eurovision contender, the world had spoken, and 'Monsters' was their...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Russia
This hardly seems like the same woman behind that half-arsed effort that was never really meant to be taken seriously last year. This time...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 23 – Ireland
If this song is going to be remembered for anything it's going to be "oh it's the one with the gays dancing that Russia...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – MALTA
Taboo by Christabelle Borg
Watching the Maltese final, you’d be forgiven for forgetting there are any songs and that the whole thing is just an...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Latvia
'Funny Girl' sounds like one of those duff tracks from a rubbish musical with input from Richard Stilgoe. If you're a fan of Eastenders...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 18 – Georgia
Georgia is the Eurovision equivalent of Millwall Football Club, not in the fact that as a country it has a history of beating people...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – GREECE
Oneiro Mou by Yianna Terzi
Well, this is very Greek. Perhaps surprisingly so, given their last very Greek entry broke their until then perfect qualification...