Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 4 – Australia
Now, whilst I am against Australia’s participation in the Eurovision but not for the reasons you think and I won’t be swayed from that,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Finland
I was late to the party. By the time Saara Aalto released her third Eurovision contender, the world had spoken, and 'Monsters' was their...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 21 – Hungary
I've been dreading doing this review for a number of reasons, not least of which being, I detest this song. To me, it's shouty...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 33 – PORTUGAL
O Jardim by Cláudia Pascoal
And now for the home entry from Portugal. Wow. Can you believe how many years we’ve been waiting to hear...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 24 – LATVIA
Funny Girl by Laura Rizotto
We’re more than halfway through this year’s Countdown now. Are you still keeping up? With so many competing entries it’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – SWEDEN
Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso
Benjamin’s got these really lovely hairy forearms. No, wait, I’m not suddenly going all twinktastic, but I feel I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 6 – Azerbaijan
Despite being wonderfully grumpy on here over the years and in life in general, I do love the contest. It’s a showcase of songwriting...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 27 – Latvia
The keen-eyed among you will have worked out that this should have been part 26 but hey, that's life!
Now if you are named after...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 23 – ITALY
Non Mi Avete Fatto Niente by Ermal Meta and Fabrizo Moro
I’ve seldom been so pleased as to learn the Italian broadcaster RAI has finally...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32 – Norway
I can’t even get through this song without punching something – and that really is a problem when you have tickets to sit in...