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The countdown is literally on – Scores please?!

So - two weeks in, and what has been tickling our tastebuds and what has been causing a stink on this year's countdown? France has...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32/37 – Slovenia

So let me set the scene dear reader - we have all moved to Lund for a contest everyone is boycotting and we are...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Ukraine according to Mo

A solid blend of Ukrainian and modern beats tells a compelling story of struggle and perseverance. The lyrics begin with imagery of a spring –...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 37 – United Kingdom

I’ve never been much of a nationalist when it comes to Eurovision (I like the songs I like, irrespective of which country they represent)...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 – Part 0 – the elephant in...

So – A Part zero then – I bet you can’t guess what it’s about? That’s an attempt at being funny – of course, you...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17/37 – Iceland

So this is the start of the problem corner of the Eurovision for 2024.  Let’s start with Hera.  There is an argument that she...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Estonia according to Mo

Most years, we get a song like this – an entry that a kinder (but equally clueless) hack might describe as  a ‘mixed age’...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 16/37 – Greece

People of a certain age will remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCQoooRWoc Where the lovely Judith Chalmers and Chris Kelly swan off across parts of the world that you...

So what are the scores on those doors, Larry?

So, we've all been busy with writing those little pen countdowns for you to enjoy or laugh at or shake your head at, but...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia

Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8 Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here?  My...