Sweden – Too late for losing?
So, for reasons known only to the Eurovision firmament (and possibly Christer Bjorkman), the Swedes have once again secured almost the same staging used...
Georgia – and we’re done for the day
Just time for a couple of lines about Georgia. It’s powerful, and she’s a striking figure in thigh-high fuck-me boots, feathered epaulettes, and a...
Denmark – Same same, different, but still the same
I don't know what to think or type here. I love this song, and can't hide that and when I saw it in the...
Live Blog – Dress Rehearsal – First semi-final
In the first of a series of Eurovision 2018 Live Blogs this week, Mr Phil will be your host for the dress rehearsal ahead...
Rosé is here… I’m just gathering my thoughts!
Good morning Europe...
Or should I say good afternoon! I am here in the press centre on Eurovision Island honestly though you wouldn't know it...
Riigi, give us some more baffling numbers
I know you’ll have digested those figures I posted on Monday, about how the first semi-finalists might score if everything runs to form. You...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Israel
I don’t know about you but by now I’m itching for a big gay hands in the air poppers o’clock stomper. And here he...
Denmark – Has she got the motion?
Click + above to see what is lacking in this performance: a Simon Snorkel lift to get Thumbelina Leonora into her chair. She actually...
Riigi goes to Kodaň – Friday afternoon
The fun continues unabated in the afternoon. I just can't contain myself it's so exciting. I understand Monty and the Rosé think...
Italy: Someone needs shut-eye
I got to see one of the three rehearsals this morning - and heard plenty of reports of the shambolic first run-through - which...