The Doomed Serviette.
Because let's face it I didn't exactly enhance my reputation on Tuesday now did I?
Using actual maths, I've deduced that I'll help my chances...
“Biggest bop ever – the new Euphoria” … says nobody after...
If you use social media to build expectation around your Eurovision song, you've only yourself to blame when your perfectly-competent entry ends up being...
Today at the Games – Wednesday – Day 3
This is going to be a truncated one due to an emergency situation we find ourselves in here at Chez OnEurope Towers (Austrian Branch)...
Today at the Games – Day 1 Round up
Oooooh I feel like Claire Balding. In an homage to her, and so you lot can actually work out what worked and didn't -...
OK… breath… calm down…
Fuck. Just… Fuck
I’m British. I’m also objective with this contest and if the UK is rubbish I am the first one to write it...
Theodor – So where are the other two chipmunks?
Theodor's second rehearsal was better than his first rehearsal - thankfully - He then goes off on a rant about how you should vote...
Jérémie Makiese releases Belgian Eurovision song
Jérémie Makiese will represent Belgium at the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 in Turin with 'Miss you'.
The singer from Uccle won The Voice Belgique 2021...
EBU puts blame on delegations for Eurovision ‘chaos’
As we've told you a fair few times - and as every third post on social media insists - the 2024 Eurovision Song Contest...
A prediction of the past…
So what actually happened there with all them result thingies?
First impression is that the running order had a major impact on the televoting - and...
Don’t go building proper roads in Tirana just yet.
Hmm every so often we get complete classics like Montenegro 2008, Belgian 2006 and Albania 2010 and I'm then forced to tell Europe that...