Albania – nice set … again …
Oh well!
It's a nice set - again!
This was a wee bit - well - late really - poor old Luiz was having poor sound...
Right, so, the lovely Jennifer …
The lovely Jennifer is not, sadly, all that lovely. I had hopes for Andorra, 'tis a lovely song, but it's neither looking nor sounding...
And – Dorra …. Oh Dear oh Dear
Well, she looks like the back-end of a Routemaster bus, she sang in 40 different keys and the song is in neither or all...
Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
Slovenia – well – eerm …
... yes ...
Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone").
Nah, what the hell ...
As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...
So, as I say, “Hello!”
Apparently Website Producer Hobnob Tracy thinks that "Hello!" is an insufficient piece of reportage to justify my P2ness. "Fair enough", says I.
My P2ness is...
A few first impressions …
Right, so we got here ridiculously easily and had no hassle at all until yesterday when there appeared to be both a general strike...
What we’re going to do on our holidays!
So the hour beckons. I'll be hopping on a Gatwick bound bus in a few small hours so I thought before I left and...
Bulgaria – She may not know how she won the final...
... blimey!! - and indeed Shit!!
She has a pair of lungs on her, that's the general consensus of the 3 of us that are...