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Saturday, October 4, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Albania – nice set … again …

Oh well! It's a nice set - again! This was a wee bit - well - late really - poor old Luiz was having poor sound...

Right, so, the lovely Jennifer …

The lovely Jennifer is not, sadly, all that lovely. I had hopes for Andorra, 'tis a lovely song, but it's neither looking nor sounding...

And – Dorra …. Oh Dear oh Dear

Well, she looks like the back-end of a Routemaster bus, she sang in 40 different keys and the song is in neither or all...

Belarus is …

... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...

Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...

... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...

Slovenia – well – eerm …

... yes ... Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone"). Nah, what the hell ... As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...

So, as I say, “Hello!”

Apparently Website Producer Hobnob Tracy thinks that "Hello!" is an insufficient piece of reportage to justify my P2ness. "Fair enough", says I. My P2ness is...

A few first impressions …

Right, so we got here ridiculously easily and had no hassle at all until yesterday when there appeared to be both a general strike...

What we’re going to do on our holidays!

So the hour beckons. I'll be hopping on a Gatwick bound bus in a few small hours so I thought before I left and...

Bulgaria – She may not know how she won the final...

... blimey!! - and indeed Shit!! She has a pair of lungs on her, that's the general consensus of the 3 of us that are...