Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Why I still love Eurovision
It's dress rehearsal night - all the punters have been forcibly ejected from the areena with only us old diehards staying on for the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – San Marino
As gay as a rainbow goose drinking cocktails in the Castro. Serhat openly admits the tenth Eurovision song from tiny San Marino was the...
Last and quite possibly least … Norway
This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 24 – Lithuania
Jurij has been a bit part player before at Eurovision. Not just a backing singer, he had a memorable role as one of the...
Maltaed Milks
Nick: Spy 1 to Spy 4, I've deciphered the code ... You'll need to watch this one with the subtitles on, I can't make...
Montenegro … MAKE IT STOP!!!
Montenegro are sunk. Sorry, but I might as well say it, having witnessed the first three minutes of their allotted on-stage 30.
Gone is the...
Eurovision 2008 – My list of first semi-final cauliflowers
Does NOT have Ten definites!
Montenegro: Definitely Not.
Israel: No, no, no.
Estonia: i'd like it to - but no.
Moldova: ...Hahahahah NO.
San Marino: Possibly.
Belgium: You'd think so,...
Malta – Undoing the magic of Television
I'm going to let you into a secret here, OnEuropeans, the Maltese appeared to be using a classic trick to fool us into believing...
Macedonia might not qualify – shock!
Phil: Now we have been exposed to the macadamia nuts on local television for days and day but seeing it on stage has revealed...