Ukraine – Is she going to show me your mum?
She does sound like she is singing that in the first couple of rehearsals but man, we like that lots. There is lots of...
Turkey – Human pyramids and all sorts
We are not to the having connection - but it's getting there - slowly!!
Sibel has been spamming us with her every move for the...
Russia – now THIS is why we came!
This is more like it. The first song since Bulgaria yesterday that is any good, at all!!
He looks straight down the camera at you...
That was a long long long day
It's over - until Saturday. The worst ever day in Eurovision History is now at an end with ...
F.Y.R (or not) Macedonia - She's...
And so … Monaco
I have a new country. La Coco-Dance is the OnEurope entry. It's one of those fabulous comedy moments when you don't quite know what's...
And on to Ireland and Cyprus
Ireland are sort of... he looks alright, actually. Seems very confident and comfortable, the mix of the song is a bit beefier and meatier...
The Albania and the Belgium
The internet connection that I'm leaching from in the hall seems to be down at the mo, so I can't interact with my public,...
I ran out of the hall because …
... it's 4.25 on day one, and Ireland were rehearsing - that in itself was a terrifying experience, but to follow that, we have...
Co-Co Daaaaaaaaaance
Now this Is what they want!! - Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It's hideous!
However, and this is the...
Belgium – another five minutes of ‘pyro’
Well, The sound check was a bit rubbish, and it has, unfortunately, continued in that vein. The stage has fluorescent boxes on it, which...