Ankara, we have a problem …
Mr Roy didn't spot the English verse, and we didn't spot it particularly, and we're 30 yards away which worries us, because if we...
Dima might just win Eurovision 2006
This is the first potential winner I have seen this week. Dima Bilan is definitely a contest 'beau' and the song, despite its poor...
Stand by for action!
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
Belarus and Albania
I've somehow managed to walk out on Kate Ryanair, before she'd even arrived on stage. How rude! I've also annoyed the hobnob by dropping...
Slovenia and Andorra take to the 2
Well ...
Slovenia has grown on me - It still looks like a huge shambolic mess of stuff on stage - but the camera does...
Some things change, some things change the same
Just been reacquainting myself with Anzej Dejan in his stage costume, and you know, Slovenia suddenly looks dangerous to me. He's in a white...
Lovely Athens
Well me and the Big F have decided to avail ourselves of the loveliness that is the city of Athens today - seeing as...
An afternoon journey into Night
As it turned out, Hari Mata Hari was still warbling when I got there, so I saw a few run throughs of Bosnia. It's...
Iceland – was (in Sylvia Night Stylee) …
Fucking Awesome!
She did the following in no particular order
1 - Tell the stage crew to "fuck off" as they were "a bunch of amateurs"
2...