Right, that’s me done for the day …
Roy and Franko have pootled off to the Olympic Stadium where there's a game on right this minute... no there isn't, Roy and Franko...
Hattie Mattie Hattie
I'm struggling with my teeth, apparently, and I can't say Hari Mata Hari. Henceforth, thus, he will be known as Hattie Mattie Hattie. I...
So, the last few …
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Although strictly speaking, the last one, cos I was in Carola's press conference for Estonia (but she looked a vision in...
And that’s lunch
OrtWell, no. Lunch was about two hours ago between Lordi and Treble, my lunch was about an hour ago missing most of Lithuania and...
Afternoon Bollox
As you have guessed by now - I have not seen the first two rehearsals this afternoon - but I sense you will be...
The Eurovision 2006 rumour mill …
Now it's all been a bit slow for the rumour so far, but I've heard a couple of semi-interesting snippets with a Turkish flavour...
Now hear this!
I've just been in a big room with a stage and a Dima Bilan and a Sibel Tuzun and a Tina Karol and a...
The Finns are loud, brash and …
... fantastic and excellent and every other word that adds to my personal general consensus that this is the winner.
It's pissed all over everything...
Ukrainian Skipping Championships
Contrary to beliefs that will be peddled on this site to come - Ukraine is ace.
To explain - Mr Nicolas Deller will tell you...