Belarus – can’t make a word out
Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...
Andorra – Jesus god!!
I suspect in 2:00 time she'll start wailing for no apparent reason. She still wears the black dress and does all sorts of business...
Slovenia – works better with the sound turned down
Anzej has changed his top - he now has a grey jacket as opposed to the white lab coat and the backing singers mix...
Bulgaria – only the crumbliest …
Aziz is not doing this song any favours at all. Having a P6 next too me gives me objectivity.
Though he is right, it is...
Armenia from the hall
Looks good on screen in the main, but he either seems to be holding back on some of the notes for tonight or he...
Phil reviews Eurovision 2006
Sylvia Night is a fuckwit of the highest order. She has a perfectly good song, she has a perfectly good act, she had a...
Invasion of the Bright Red Northerners
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. And it was all going so well too!
The boat trip out to the islands was fantastic, the weather...
A little bit of yes, a little bit of no
I had the pleasure of sitting next to Phil Colclough, OnEurope during the UK rehearsal, which is his first sighting of it live. He...
Showing respect to my boys who made it through
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Actually, I've not been terribly respectful at all for the last hour. I gave Texas Lightning a couple of listenings, just...
Germany, Denmark and Mihai
Germany - are looking all over the winner. Yes I know I have put 10 of your earth pounds on Finland at 20/1, but...