Serbia – Oh dear me!
Phil: Blimey, but Marija Šerifović is a 'handsome' woman. They have put five lovely girls - doing slow choreography - around her in what...
That Serbians
Mornin' campers!
Ooh now, that Serbia of which you all seem to be talking highly of. Not been convinced until last evening at the Euroclub...
Last 3 songs reviewed on leeched wireless
In brief , cos I'm hungry.
Denmark - Underneath the make up, DQ's blatant attempt to get the pink vote and all the other "stuff"...
Poland – words fail me
Dear TVP,
Please send something to ESC sometime that gives me a hope of either describing it
or at least working out how it's going...
Croat – zzzzzzz – ia
I have to confess that I didn't have huge expectations of this one, and I haven't been surprised - except possibly by the sheer...
Denmark – heard it all before
We've moved! For the rest of the evening, we are parked in the adventure playground that is the press centre. As I speak, his...
Dutch Eurovision song falls flat
Nick: Oh dear, I think I've just made a spectacle of myself. I've never heard this song before, many, MANY times. I particularly liked...
Fighting in the mud-fight!
Nick: I confess to bias and prejudice here. I came here expecting to like Natalia, and I do sort of. I like the intro,...
The Swiss do nice chocolate
Nick: It's annoying me. It's a sequence of fleeting moments of sounds-a-bit-like-something-elseness, never quite long enough for me to get a proper grip and...
A touch of the kitchen sink
Nick: Hmm, I'd been primed with the words "Ray of Light" before this started and, well, I can see where they're coming from with...