Germany – Jendrik and his silver banjolele
Well, Germany is busy! There was no way Jendrik was not going to bring a madness to the stage, and here we have him,...
Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Third Benidorm Fest picks Spanish Eurovision song on 3 February
Benidorm Fest 2024, the third edition of what we have to now assume will be an annual Spanish song contest, promises to be an...
Switzerland has surprised me greatly
It's not awful. I never thought it was if the truth be told, but at least I can prove that its not that bad...
Eurovision Babylon – 2019 Photo special
Eurovision Babylon is back for one last time this season, with a picture special, hand-curated from Eurovision 2019.
Greece – or is it Grease?
Nick: So, this Maria ... would she by any chance be into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls? Greece is the new itself, by...
Cyprus……… weeeeeeeeeellllllllll
It’s…. a ballad.
No, seriously, That is the best thing I can say about this song. The Cypriot NF that took TEN weeks and had...
Indiana Joan gives it some welly
Couple of dodgy notes at the start from Indiana Joan there (as she has been christened, it seems!) but basically a sound performance, and...
Yodel IT… or shut it… your call
Well that has the potential to be a glittergasm all over the stage. The cannons haven't fired yet, but we know what's going to...