Switzerland … Where’s the energy?
As you can see, rather worryingly, it looks as though (lead singer) Miruna too is going through the motions and is almost pleading for...
Not quite a hit, but it’s not a Swiss miss
I’ve missed most of Norway, but if you’ve seen the video it’s not dissimilar. The discussion on my desk is about the legitimacy of...
Norway – This could be in trouble… maybe?
Mr Hacksaw has just said "ooh it looks better in the hall than it does on the television" - which is another unfortunate thing...
Croatia: Jacques & Jacques
Croatia is all the kinds of ridiculousness you’ve heard it is, singing a duet with himself in two different voices. It’s hilarious, none of...
If Tommy Cooper was still with us…
He'd be taking out a suit against the Croatians for breach of gimmick.
They seem to have listened and/or realised that their first rehearsal was...
San Marino: Jimmie is a welcome distraction from the song
I missed most of San Marino as I was lusting over Juicy Papi in his press conference, but what I did catch is, well,...
It’s the 1979 Marshall Amplification Disco Dancing Champs …
So, it's comedy time at the Eurovision with Val and Jim!
The fans like this because, well, Valentina (God and gays love a trier), but...
Ireland … trying to try?
So, Brendan, what attracted you to the multi-billionaire Louis Walsh? Cos it certainly wasn't the promise of a solo career and a place in the...
Ireland: trying (and succeeding) to die
Ten years ago, I fulfilled a dream and went up in a hot air balloon over Australia. Once we got up there I realised I...
Now thats what I call an Album Track
If you take my position that the Netherlands is old-fashioned nonsense, then Denmark is typical of the song that the Danes always send to...