Why your favourite didn’t win Eurovision – Part 1: The lower...
As has become traditional, I will try to give you some insight into why Europe talked the shits about your national representative. You might...
A night with a legend
Bom dia, OnEuropeans! Tudo bem? Well, there I as bemoaning my lack of party invites and I only go and get to one of...
Lithuania – He still has lovely hair
Jurij was all alone on stage and looked down the camera a lot. Phil, why are you telling us this? Because that was pretty...
The Bosnian dangerman
Now then, in a night of party filth, my first impulse was to walk away from the pop tunes and head off to the...
If Georgia 2013 did Azerbaijan 2011 or Denmark 2010
You'd get this! - Do I need to get an Oxfam appeal out for more kitchen sinks for the residents of Batumi, because Georgian...
Lithuania – More Results
It just wouldn't feel right without a Lithuanian Eurovision show on a Saturday night. How will we all cope when this ends?
So ... a...
The Azeris don’t quite understand this contest, yet
Phil: Oh dear God no - This one doesn't look silly at all, does it? Yes, yes, a million times yes! Vocally this is...
Cup of tea?
Nick: Klane Haserl haben kurze Naserl. I'm reliably informed that *nobody* has seen Kobi Oz and Alf Poier in the same place at the...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Italy
ITALY - Maneskin - Zitti i Buoni
Sometime on Saturday Week 3 (or the 22nd May as it's known in more standard calendars), somewhere in...
Russia quits European Broadcasting Union
After yesterday's European Broadcasting Union (EBU) announcement that Russia would not take part in the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, there were plans to hold...