Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 7 – Belgium
When Eurofans hear this song it won’t come as any surprise that the people that wrote for Blanche two years ago wrote this one...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belgium
Eliot from Belgium is performing a song written by the guy behind 2017's 'City Lights' - and there is a certain similarity in tone....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 6 – Belarus
ZENA (again with the caps!) has been saddled with a rotten song. It’s supposed to be a pop song with a bit of an...
What the net said about Eurovision in Concert 2019
It's party season, and in the spirit of 'telling it like it is' - or at least telling it how fandom sees things, let's...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belarus
'Like it' is a perfectly inoffensive slice of minipop from Belarus. Zena can't help being sixteen, but everything about this song and the national...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz smoulders in the promo video, while the production is typically Symphonix International - landing just the wrong side of room temperature.
Azerbaijan is a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz’s sexuality is the exact embodiment of what this song is. It wants to be everything; both Middle Eastern and disco stomper, and yet...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 4 – Austria
At time of writing, there seems to be a lot of hype about this song in the Eurovision fan firmament. PAENDA - with stylised...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Austria
I've tried so hard to like 'Limits', but it's proven to be a task way beyond me.
Vocally, things start out just fine, but PAENDA...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 3 – Australia
This song is the aural version of a trojan horse. It has all the cover and trappings of a decent song in the first...