Iceland – But is it art?
Anyone who knows anything about this little shindig I'm at will be aware that Hatari are all over Iceland like a rash. Even little...
Australia – There are many words to use …
The Head of Delegation said they would change their staging, and yes, yes they have. It's the juxtapose of Georgia. As Oto descended to...
Georgia – Yes, oh, yes
Where the actual fuck did this come from?
Now, it's not going win any contest any time soon, but Georgian Television has done a number...
Belgium – In the event of an emergency …
Elliot needs some serious styling och consulting and bloody fast. He wore a black combat jacket with red pull chords on the bottom saying...
Here for you on Day Two
Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half. Only eight songs today, but what...
Eurovision organisers: Green Room ticket sales ‘a flop’
The team behind the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest has admitted plans to charge fans to sit in the 'green room' with performers and watch...
Et Finalement, Serbia
And to round off one of the hardest (and hottest) days I can ever remember at Eurovision, we came to Serbia ... and boy,...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Hungary – More of the same?
You can't do much with a song that lends itself to a rather static staging ... and Joci gave us just that.
He stood all...
Montenegro … MAKE IT STOP!!!
Montenegro are sunk. Sorry, but I might as well say it, having witnessed the first three minutes of their allotted on-stage 30.
Gone is the...