Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 11 – Estonia
Espresso Macchiato by Tommy Cash
As Eurovision fans pore over 2025’s offerings one genre keeps rising to the fore: the ‘joke’ or ‘novelty’ entry....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
Lithuania - Katarsis - Tavo Akys
I realise that the snippet saying I am “doing” Lithuania sounds a bit dodgy, so let's gloss over that...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 31 – Serbia
Mila by Princ
With the notable exception of Konstrakta’s unlikely top 5 finish singing a satirical take on the principle of universal healthcare Serbia’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37 – United Kingdom
What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday
And so to 2025’s final countdown review and my home country. After hugely disappointing results for...
Italy’s daydreaming cowboy brings bolero jackets and bolshiness to Eurovision
Italy’s Eurovision 2025 entry is many things: poetic, glam, quietly rebellious — and perhaps the most low-key rock 'n' roll thing to grace a...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Croatia is tortured
CroatiaMarko Bošnjak – Poison Cake
Somewhere in a candlelit gothic basement, Poison Cake was baked with great ambition and at least seven too many ingredients....
Nick “does” 2025 – Czechia
CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs
I’ll be honest – and it’s not a fantastic start to a review – I’d completely forgotten that...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: San Marino is Italian too
San Marino
Gabry Ponte - Tutta L'Italia
Every year, Eurovision’s tiniest and most stubborn microstate pulls on its rhinestoned boots and gives it another go. San...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta
Serving by Marianna Conte
I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...