Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Norway
Why, grandma. What big… bananas you have! Little Red Riding Hood is given a surrealist intergalactic make over with hungry yellow space wolves in...
Let’s start day 2 on a high note – The Portuguese...
So first up on Day 2 were those happy Portuguese!
Maro tells us that this song links to her late grandfather and grandmother (which explains...
We are Domi: Making ourselves heard
We are Domi were delayed by many minutes, so I buggered off and got something to eat - that's the kind of web content...
Eurovision: Those we have lost 2022 Edition
With the grand final for 2022 just hours away, it's time for us to remember those who walked on the Eurovision Song Contest stage...
Kalush Orchestra offered Ukrainian Eurovision place
After yesterday's news that Vidbir 2022 winner Alina Pash would not represent Ukraine at the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, the broadcaster behind the entry...
First nine through to Serbian final
Tonight saw the first of two semi-finals to pick a song to represent Serbia at the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest. Pesma za Evroviziju gave...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 1 – Albania
Sekret – Ronela Hakati
As a wise old sage says to me on a regular basis, you don’t need to watch the Eurovision to know...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
The German Final of 2022 made me question my life choices. t was, to be blunt, fucking awful with six songs...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me closer
Denying 'Hold me closer' is a cracking song is like pretending not to be impressed by the Grand...