Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 10 – Denmark
Øve Os På Hinanden by Fyr Og Flamme
There could be no greater harbinger of what was to come in 2020 that the Danish final...
Moldova – I know insulin reduces sugar but Kirkorov too?
Now we all know that ESC 2021 has been stripped back in many ways, but the whole point of hosting the contest is so...
UK – Can we have Thursday’s rehearsal back please?
I'm going to be generous and forgive James his first run of this one, because he sounded out of breath from the start -...
Eurovision 2021 Week 1 Day 5 All Of It – Nick’s...
Blimey, that was intense. The day got off to a bad start as I found myself seriously delayed by a broken-down goat on the...
Germany – who decided this was a good idea??
I think my five readers have worked out that I might not like this song at all, but I genuinely tried to come up...
Germany – Jendrik and his silver banjolele
Well, Germany is busy! There was no way Jendrik was not going to bring a madness to the stage, and here we have him,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 15 of 39 – Germany
There is often one song in the Eurovision Song Contest that is so repugnant and vile performed by a singer in need of repeated...
Rotterdam green-lights 2021 Eurovision
Officials in the Dutch city of Rotterdam have voted to back staging of the next Eurovision Song Contest.
With the 2020 event cancelled, the European...
Slovenia. 1-2 1-2 is this thing on?
Slovenia are in the cursed second position which seems very apt. As we get the first ten minutes of the rehearsal period closed, we...
Latvia – The silence was a blessed relief
Like too many songs in the back end of the second semi final, Samanta's is "challenging". And by that I actually mean it's a...