Eurovision 2021 Week 1 Day 2 Afternoon 1 – Nick’s View
A number of people have asked me (None. The number of people who have asked me this is "none") what on earth is going...
OnEurope’s Golden Fork awards for Day Two
As was tradition and has now become a tradition again (yeah, that's a thing, ok?), we do a rundown of the day in our...
The Fanning Verdict: Eurovision 2021 Day Two
Today should be easy like Sunday morning, but in Eurovisionland, there's much going on. A bigger day for us with many of the big-hitters...
Malta – Is this what they want? It’s not what...
There are a couple of unspoken rules in Eurovisionia. The first one is "never write about a first rehearsal run through" - well they...
Malta – is winning Eurovision Destiny’s fate?
So we close today with the big favourite from the tiny nation – Malta. Is winning Eurovision to be Destiny’s fate? The answer could...
Ukraine – Efendi, love, I’d shield your chips if I were...
Why? Because they've just been pissed on by Ukraine. Any impact that Efendi's mincing about the stage would have had has just been drowned...
Ukraine goes off!
Ukraine, and I really love this. This is one of the ones I’m most curious about. I want to see whether they can recreate...
Eurovision 2021 Week 1 Day 2 Morning 1 – Nick’s View
Afternoon team!
Something that I'm finding from the Cambridgeshire mini press centre is that I keep being pulled away from the screens to do actual...
Azerbaijan – like a lacklustre audition for an erotic revue
“Let’s go!” cries Efendi, right at the point when her Mata Hari is supposed to bang. She barely even manages to rally herself and...
Azerbaijan – I think they need to get the renovators in…
The second the feed clunked into life on my left hand screen here at OnEurope house you know this could be nothing other than...